Observations on the Way Home

1) I-40 is FULL of truckers who like to drive their Semi's really, really fast and I don't like it! Can't wait to get to I-70!

2) Somewhere between Little Rock and Oklahoma there is a really stinky pig or chicken farm that should be far, far, far away from the highway. Yuck...

3) Sunsets on the plains are beautiful and completely fill the entire sky with colors more brillent than any possible creation of man.

4) Cracker Barrel secretly controls the south with mind control drugs in its food. This is why you see them about every 5 miles on the highway.

5) Conway, AR. does not have a bars in their resturaunts, none at all! Where do all the sinners hang out?

6) I really like living up north on I-70 - no truckers or stinky farms on that highway.

7) I should stop blogging and get on the road because its getting late and I have an 11 hour drive ahead of me.

Merry Christmas - or as the little boy on the hallmark commercial says..."Picka-picka-pocka..."